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Viva La Bus Updates

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Episode: "Here is your reward, bitch"

69 minutes with Sara

Posted on by Sanchez, Wednesday, February 17, 2010

The other day me, Dommy, Seth, Ralph and his boyfriend were going to my place to play a new game I recently bought. My fucking throat was bothering me lately so I decided to stop by at the pharmacy to buy some medicine. My dog Max was with us that day so when I left I asked those retards to watch the dog. And of course it was very stupid of me to delegate such difficult task to those idiots. They lost a fucking dog. Good thing that he didn't ran away cuz apparently some nice looking chick named Sara found him. It was very nice of her to give me back my dog, what was not so nice is that she wanted a 100 bucks reward for that. A dog was missing for 5 minutes. Whatever. It happen that none of us had enough cash so we had to take her with us to go to the ATM. On a way there we've learned...

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Episode: "The Asian invasion"

92 minutes with Tina

Posted on by Sanchez, Tuesday, January 26, 2010

The gang is out driving around in old typical vivalabus fashion. We brought our old friend Alex Gonz along this time. So we're having our usual intellectual conversations, (anal, big nose, drugs, gangbang, hpv, faggets, and did i mention anal?) All weed head Gonz can talk about is him being hungry. We take him to a Chinese spot and even though he didn't get anything to eat because he says the place was gross we did meet Tina, the daughter of the restaurant owner. Tina was super cute, super cool, super Asian, and our favorite super fucking gullible. She seemed to like us and had no problem ditching work to come hang with us. She seemed to have a high interest in Alex and had no problem giving us a free show. ( By the way Asian pussy is not side ways.) Tina has a tight little body...

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Episode: "An interview with a Goth"

64 minutes with Sasha

Posted on by Sanchez, Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Today me HPV and Shane D were going to the convention center to check out this stupid comic book convention that Dommy couldn't stop talking about for the past 2 weeks. Shane D, his partner, was visiting someone here in Miami so we decided to take him with us since he doesn't know anyone here, besides the person that he was visiting tho, but it looks like even this person didn't wanna hang out with him. What a looser, him and HPV were meant to be together. So anyway we were driving in a poring rain trying to find a place and Dommy noticed this Gothic girl standing alone at the bus stop. Of course I wanted to get to the convention as soon as possible by Shane insisted to come back for this lonely Goth that even bus didn't want to pick up. So we picked her up, turned out that she was...

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Episode: "Hoe Hunters"

47 minutes with Roxy

Posted on by Sanchez, Wednesday, January 6, 2010

We got a special one for ya'll this week; the first ever night bus. It was my b-day and Dommy n Sanchez promised me something special. I was a little nervouse when they pulled up in the van, camera in hand because as ya'll may know Sanchez has a bit of a sick sense of humor. But as a special b day present he promised to get me a hooker n that he did. We cruised the outskirts of down town searching for our special lady when boom there she was. Young, beautiful, sexy Roxy with her European accent. Man is she hot. She was hookin cuz she lost her passport n needed to get home. (Lucky Me). This girl definately had some experience cuz she was such a fuckin whore, gotta love it. When i think back to that night i always let one go in Roxy's memory. Unfortunately that ride came to an end in...

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Episode: "Fallen Art"

71 minutes with Ayana

Posted on by Sanchez, Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Today me, DummyB, and John decided to check out the art district andvlook at the beautiful scenery. Since Seth forgot our Christmas gifts we told him hes not allowed to come along. So after a few minutes of listening to Dom's bitching, we saw this sexy Spanish girl trying to get intoone of the gallery's. Oddly enough, I know the owner and this chick said shes a artist herself so I told her to come along and show me what she can do. After a little bit of goofing around and flirting she started to show her true artistic side to John sucking and fucking his dick. In the end every artist falls, and so she did.

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Episode: "Bums need love 2"

65 minutes with Alexis

Posted on by Sanchez, Tuesday, December 22, 2009

We've officially hit rock bottom. Meet our newest male talent, Brandon or Brannon; some shit like that, a local homeless alcoholic. (thanks dommy!) Well thanks to Sanchez we have Alexis; a true American beauty with eyes to die for and body to match. Alexis got intouch with Sanchez to do her first scene but imagine her surprise when they pull up in a fucked up ass van, a bum inside acompanied by his stank ass pet dog. Needless to say Alexis was a true professional cause she sucked and fucked our new homeless friend like it was going out of style. Rolling Stone says "one of the funniest busses ever", Time magazine says "very clever a must watch", Sical and Ebert give it two thumbs way up.... Lmfao!!!

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Episode: "Bonnies Big Mouth"

63 minutes with Bonnie

Posted on by Sanchez, Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Ok here is what happen on todays update. We were on the way to the autozone to pick up some stuff for the van. I decided to take our old friend Bonnie with us to see if she is gonna be any helpful when it comes to pick up girls. Seth went to get those parts and while he was shopping this Puerto Rican girl Mia showed up trying to get some directions I dont even remember where. She was looking for a job and I offered her to spend some time with us and answer a couple of questions. Of course we promised to pay her. So we were driving around talking to her, trying to convince this Rican to fuck on the camera by taking one step at a time and here you go Bonnie shows up and fucks everything up. Well you fucked it up - you have to fix it. So check out how she was fixing her fuck ups.

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Episode: "Retard ramp"

80 minutes with Katie

Posted on by Sanchez, Tuesday, December 8, 2009

We got a full bus for u guys this week. I was at the clinic with Barbie getting treated for my um uh.... never mind... Any ways i called Sanchez to pick us up and he came along with Dommy, John and someone else, just cant remember who the fuck right now. We're bullshitting outside when this cute redhead (Katie) rolls up to Sanchez in a wheelchair. Amongst the chaos and retard talk we decide to give her a ride home (or so she thought). Katie may have been a little gimpy but that didn't stop her from getting down and dirty; she was truly a team player as she showed us her tight little pink pussy. John fucked the shit out of this 19 year old, crippled, cutie. Katie was definately having a great time hanging out but like all great things this must come to an end. This ending is hilarious...

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Episode: "Half hippie half cummy actress"

72 minutes with Amanda

Posted on by Sanchez, Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Seth moved to the new neighborhood and kindly invited us to come and see his new place. To be honest it took us a while to find the place cause there is no such thing exist on map and no gps can navigate you there. Thats how awesome this is. So by the time we got there Seth was pretty upset, he even looked like he lost some weight waiting for us. Couple minutes later after John went to take a dump in the bushes we were about to leave to get something to eat and then all of a sudden this chick showed up with a bag full of dirty cloth. At first I thought that she was going to ask us to take her to some laundromat or whatever but believe it or not she was actually selling this crap. Her name was Amanda and she was a local hoo... dunno if I should say that. Anyway I offered her $40 for her...

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Episode: "Stranded on the beach"

78 minutes with Jade

Posted on by Sanchez, Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Well as you all know... Dumby B ditched Sanchez in the last episode. So Al-B had to be called in to drive, but of course, Bummy D called to apologize from the beach. So we went to see how sincere he was, and that's were we met Jade. Turns out that her boyfriend ditched her there (oh the irony). Sanchez offered her a ride and she jumped right in. She didn't really have any options, but I think she just didn't know any better. She's eighteen, she was raised by Ukrainian immigrants, and she's from out of town. Anywho, she needed to get to Ft Lauderdale and Sanchez spent most of the ride explaining to her that boyfriend is a dick, and that she should cheat on him, and eventually... she did. She chose Carlo over Al-B. I'm not a gay fag, so I don't know if it was the better choice,...

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Episode: "Pretty In Pink"

66 minutes with Pink

Posted on by Sanchez, Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Hunting down women on the street is a draining activity, so Sanchez put an ad on Craigs list so the women could just com to him. Jessica/Pink thought she was showing up for a casting call, but instead she ended up in the bus. After Sanchez was able to relax her enough to ignore her spidey sense, She turned out to be a pretty cool chick. She's a Latina, kinda thick yet petite, nice tanned skin, pretty face... If you're reading this there must be a picture of her near by. Anyways, After she loosened up a bit, she had no problem showing off her tits, pussy, and ass. So all John had to do was step up for her to suck his dick and fuck him. She's a wild one too. After she took a big facial, Sanchez stepped out to get some drinks. When he came back Dommy ditched him. Too bad we...

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Episode: "The hopeless hippie"

74 minutes with Suzanne

Posted on by Sanchez, Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Okay, I'm not sure how to describe this episode. I mean, the story is easy to follow, but the girl was insane. We met her at a garage sale. It didn't take long before she was annoyed with us, but of course Sanchez started talking money and everything smoothed over. She even agreed to ride with us for some quick cash. Her name is Suzanne and she is beautiful. Long legs, skinny, dark, raven hair, cute face... Those are her good traits. The bad part was that she's a mal-nourished ditzy hippie that couldn't keep up or stay on point during basic conversation. She did admit to cheating on her partner, ya know, free love and all that, so it wasn't hard for Sanchez to get her in the back of the van with Command-ho. It was just hard was just hard to get to that point in the...

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Episode: "Ass For Gas"

70 minutes with Amy

Posted on by Sanchez, Wednesday, October 28, 2009

The original intent for this adventure was to go to a local fun park to ride go-carts. Of course Sanchez was filming. He films everything. So the first hiccup of the day was that Chris Command-ho was wearing an over sized shirt with a huge trademarked image on it. We never know if an adventure is gonna turn into a pick up, so wearing a shirt that might as well have the words 'sue me' printed on the front is no good. So Sanchez punished him by making him wear a gay shirt. The second hiccup was Chris dumping water on Sanchez's brand new HD camera during a water fight. It still works, for now... Then the crew spotted a damsel in distress on the side of the highway. That wasn't really a hiccup, but it meant no go carts. Her name is Amy. She had run out of gas and she was broke....

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Episode: "Stage Five Stalker"

59 minutes with Jasmine

Posted on by Sanchez, Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Halloween is our favorite time of the year. Seth the loves the candy, but the rest of us like dressing up and all of the cool gory shit you can buy. Also, women use the holiday as an excuse to dress up like whores. Speaking of, this week we bring you Jasmine. Carlo met her at his gym and she's been stalking him ever since. So Carlo got her on the bus to hopefully get rid of her. She has a nice body, but she's really aggressive and really hood. Anyways, Carlo was able to get her naked, fucking, and sucking on video. Carlo actually ate her ass for a good while. She turned out to be a squirter too. But once the fun was over, it was time to say goodbye, and they did, in true Viva La Bus fashion. The crew dumped her ass off in a terrible neighborhood dressed like Harry Twater two...

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Episode: "Farm Hand Hopeful"

67 minutes with Katie

Posted on by Sanchez, Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Dommy's dumb ass broke the camera while fucking around. It's all good though. I mean, yeah, fuck him, but every ending presents a new beginning, and in this case, it's HD. That's right. Sanchez had to buy a new camera, so he upgraded. What we have here is the first HD episode of Viva La Bus, and it's a good one. Sanchez put out an online advertisement for a farm hand. I guess he just wanted to get away from the city. Luckily, Katie answered the ad. Sanchez and the crew met her out in the middle of fucking nowhere. She brought her cousin Nikki for support. Like most, they were both reluctant to get in the van, but in these hard economic times... During the "interview", Katie divulged that she was married, but had an open marriage. Well that's just what Sanchez needed to...

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